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Stranded On 99 Not Out Navy Blue Men's T-Shirt: So, you've been gradually, cautiously and inevitably been grafting away with the bat all day, rarely risking a third when two will suffice. All in the interests of the team, you understand. Then came the inevitable middle-order collapse and you found yourself inching through the 80s and 90s, keeping the strike away from your increasingly more feeble batting cohorts. Suddenly, two quick wickets and you are left at the opposite end from your number eleven, just two shy of the ton. You breathe a sign of relief as he blocks like a trooper for the remaining two balls of the over. The opposition then put that tricky spinner on and you can feel the beads of sweat on your brow throughout four deliveries that seem to take an age. On the fifth you clip an easy single to fine leg. You then watch in horror as the idiot quick up the other end of the pitch plays the very next ball down onto his foot and sends in straight through middle and leg. Your heart has sunk to the pit of your stomach even before the bails have landed. Ninety-nine. With a little asterisk.

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