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The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Funny". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

111 A Nelson T-Shirt. One eye, one arm, and one.... We're not quite sure about that last one, but please make sure that you stand on one leg as all times anyway whilst the score is 111.
111 "A Nelson" T-Shirt
Aggers, For Goodness Sake Stop It! T-Shirt. <strong>Aggers:</strong> He knew exactly what was going to happen. He tried to step over the stumps and just flicked a bail with his right foot.<br> <strong>Johnners:</strong> He tried to do the splits over it and unfortunately the inner part of his thigh must have just removed the bails<br> <strong>Aggers:</strong> He just didn't quite get his leg over<br> <strong>Johnners:</strong> Anyhow he did very well indeed batting 131 minutes and hit three fours and.. er... then we had Lewis playing extremely well (chuckle) for his 47 not out. Aggers, do stop it. (chuckles) And he was joined by Defreitas who was in for forty minutes with a useful little partnership there. He put on 35 in forty minutes and then we was caught off Dujon off Walsh. Er, Lawrence (chuckle) always entertaining he batter for thirty... (chuckle) thirty-five... (laughs) thirty-five minutes. Hit a four (further laughter) over the wicket keepers' h.... (uncontrollable laughter) <em>Aggers, for goodness sake stop it</em><br> (both men descend into fits of giggles)
Aggers, For Goodness Sake Stop It! T-Shirt
Ashes Obituary T-Shirt. The obituary lamenting the death of English Cricket originally written by Reginald Shirley Watkinshaw Brooks and published in The Sporting Times in 1882: the newspaper article that started it all. In Affectionate Remembrance of English Cricket, which died at the Oval on 29th August, 1882, Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances. R.I.P. N.B. - The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia.
Ashes Obituary T-Shirt
Ashes Obituary 2009 T-Shirt. A modern take on the spoof newspaper obituary that started it all. In Affectionate Remembrance of Australian Cricket, which died at the Oval on 23rd August, 2009. Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances. R.I.P. N.B. - The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to England.
Ashes Obituary 2009 T-Shirt
Attack Of The Finger Of Death T-Shirt. The signal that every batsman fears most: Billy Bowden's raised crooked right index finger, also known as the finger of death.
Attack Of The Finger Of Death T-Shirt
Bumble For PM T-Shirt. A spoof of Barack Obama's classic election poster images featuring the one and only David Lloyd. Join the campaign to see Bumble elected supreme leader of... well.. everything!
Bumble For PM T-Shirt
Caution Harmison T-Shirt. Steve Harmison: England's current premier fast bowler. When he's good, he's very, very good and when he's bad... well, just take cover if you're stood at second slip.
Caution Harmison T-Shirt
Cricket Ferret T-Shirt. If a rabbit is an especially awful batsman, then a ferret is one who is sent in after the rabbits. This one at least appears to be holding his bat the right way up.
Cricket Ferret T-Shirt
Cricket Rabbit T-Shirt. Rabbit n. a terrible batsman. This design shows an especially nervous looking rabbit, just sent in to bat.
Cricket Rabbit T-Shirt
Don't Mess With Surrey T-Shirt. Officially the home of the earliest recorded game of cricket. 18 County Championships later, don't mess with the best.
Don't Mess With Surrey T-Shirt
Geoffrey Boycott T-Shirt. Yorkshire's rose and favourite son. Love him or hate him, over 8000 runs for England speaks for itself. This design pays homage to Boycs' no-nonsense Yorkshire style: Say what I like, like what I bloody well say.
Geoffrey Boycott T-Shirt
Get Your S--t Stars Off Our Flag T-Shirt. The Union flag, with a load of random stars scattered to its right and beneath it. Get 'em off! Available in both censored and uncensored forms.
Get Your S--t Stars Off Our Flag T-Shirt
Having An Off Day T-Shirt. A bad day? No just an off day. Hitting everything to the right. With apologies to southpaws, this diagram will probably only work for right-handed batsmen!
Having An Off Day T-Shirt
Henry Blofeld Blowers Glasses T-Shirt. Henry Calthorpe Blofeld's famous spectacles, staple of countless Test Match Special broadcasts. My dear old thing.
Henry Blofeld "Blowers" Glasses T-Shirt
Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt. Ah, the colonies. Nice weather, attractive beaches, stunning coral reefs, wild outback (and thousands of deadly snakes, spiders and crocodiles). Too good for a bunch of convicts, surely?
Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt
Historic Cricket Beards T-Shirt. Over a century of cricket's most famous facial follicles. From the good Doctor W.G. Grace's flowing beard to Hashim Amla's contemporary equivalent. We also revel in the handlebarred splendour of Merv Hughes and David Boon, the short and neat varieties favoured by Malcolm Marshall and Mike Gatting and the, quite frankly wimpy by comparison, moustaches sported by both Jack Russell and Graham Gooch. Inzamam-ul-Haq and Curtly Ambrose complete the magnificent set. Lovely.
Historic Cricket Beards T-Shirt
I Am Ryan Sidebottom T-Shirt. Forget I am the Stig and ignore the claims of I am Tiger Woods. There's only one cult personality to emulate: that of the beautifully coiffured left-arm fast-medium bowler.
I Am Ryan Sidebottom T-Shirt
I Gave $500,000 To Darrell Hair And All I Got... T-Shirt. ...was this lousy t-shirt. Accuse a sub-continent team of cheating, controversially abandon a game of cricket, offer your resignation on the condition that a secret half a million dollar payment be made directly in to your bank account, and then come back a couple of years later as if nothing had happened. Welcome to the mad world of Darrell Hair.
I Gave $500,000 To Darrell Hair And All I Got... T-Shirt
If You Can Read This You're Not A Cricket Umpire T-Shirt. The new ECB approved qualification exam for all umpires. A simple test involving the inability to read large letters at a short distance.
If You Can Read This You're Not A Cricket Umpire T-Shirt
It's Not Cricket T-Shirt. Football? No thanks! It's just not cricket. Featuring one of those kickable pig's bladders some people seem so interested in.
It's Not Cricket T-Shirt
Lancashire Rain T-Shirt. A common sight over Old Trafford as rain stops play. Featuring the iconic classic BBC weather cloud.
Lancashire Rain T-Shirt
Leather On Willow T-Shirt. The sound of leather on willow: two natural materials that go together like....? A horse and carriage? Dad was told by mother, you cant have one without the other. Leather and willow.
Leather On Willow T-Shirt
Number Eleven Batsman T-Shirt. Instructions to all those quivering wrecks shuffling on in order to try and hold out until the end of the day on how to hold your bat properly.
Number Eleven Batsman T-Shirt
Professional Yorkshire Lass T-Shirt. Geoff Boycott, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Because you're from Yorkshire. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say.
Professional Yorkshire Lass T-Shirt
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt. Geoff Boycott, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Because you're from Yorkshire. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say.
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt
Richie Benaud Che Guevara T-Shirt. Richie gets the full revolutionary treatment.
Richie Benaud "Che Guevara" T-Shirt
Ricky Ponting T-Shirt. OK, so he may be possibly the best Australian batsman since Bradman, but you should always remember that you never trust a man whose eyes are too close together.
Ricky Ponting T-Shirt
Somerset T-Shirt. A bottle of the sunshine county's most famous cider produce. How do you like them apples?. Indeed.
Somerset T-Shirt
Start The Car T-Shirt. The great David Bumble Lloyd's signature call-to-arms. Commencer la voiture
Start The Car T-Shirt
The Queen Of England (and Australia) T-Shirt. Long to reign over you, God save your Queen. A gentle reminder to the Aussies who exactly rules their country.
The Queen Of England (and Australia) T-Shirt
The Tail Needs To Wag T-Shirt. A regrettably oft used cricketing expression in relation to the England cricket team. Sadly, Rover's tail will all too often remain static when required to wag. All out for 167.
The Tail Needs To Wag T-Shirt
The Yorkshire Republican Army T-Shirt. Campaigning for the formation of a separatist Peoples' Republic of Yorkshire, the logo of the Yorkshire Republican Army featuring the rose of Yorks in the centre.
The Yorkshire Republican Army T-Shirt
TMS Cake T-Shirt. Hello and welcome to Text Match Special from the BBC. And here we have a lovely lemon drizzle cake sent in by a Mrs Chormeley-Smythe. I say, it really is rather delicious.
TMS Cake T-Shirt
TV On, Sound Off, TMS Turned Up T-Shirt. The only way to watch the test - at home with your feet up, no sound on the TV and the radio tuned in to Test Match Special. Although in the Sky era many of us may have to do without the television at all.
TV On, Sound Off, TMS Turned Up T-Shirt
Twenty20 Is The Great Satan T-Shirt. An unsophisticated three-hour slog designed for the entertainment of those lacking the sufficient attention span to appreciate the skills and subtleties of this great sport. The antitheses of what makes cricket great for many. A curse on you, whoever invented this infernal game.
Twenty20 Is The Great Satan T-Shirt
Your Boys Took One Hell Of A Beating: Ashes 2009 T-Shirt. Russell Crowe, Nicole Kidman, Greg Norman, Kylie Minogue, Mick J. Crocodile Dundee, Dame Edna Everage, Steve Irwin, can you hear me Steve Irwin? Your boys took one hell of a beating. Your boys took one hell of a beating... England 2 Australia 1, Ashes Series 2009.
Your Boys Took One Hell Of A Beating: Ashes 2009 T-Shirt