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The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Batting". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

111 A Nelson T-Shirt. One eye, one arm, and one.... We're not quite sure about that last one, but please make sure that you stand on one leg as all times anyway whilst the score is 111.
111 "A Nelson" T-Shirt
A Glance To Fine Leg T-Shirt. An image of a gentleman demonstrating a cheeky glance down to fine leg. In the traditional sense.
A Glance To Fine Leg T-Shirt
A Pair T-Shirt. Two innings, two noughts. Two ducks in a match: a pair. We've all had one or two in our time...
A Pair T-Shirt
A Stick Of Rhubarb T-Shirt. Eeeh, lad. My grandmother could score a ton with a stick o'rhubarb on that track. Geoffrey Boycott criticises batmen friendly pitches in his own inimitable style.
A Stick Of Rhubarb T-Shirt
Cricket Ferret T-Shirt. If a rabbit is an especially awful batsman, then a ferret is one who is sent in after the rabbits. This one at least appears to be holding his bat the right way up.
Cricket Ferret T-Shirt
Cricket Rabbit T-Shirt. Rabbit n. a terrible batsman. This design shows an especially nervous looking rabbit, just sent in to bat.
Cricket Rabbit T-Shirt
Cricket Shots T-Shirt. A plethora of shots all round the ground from the point of view of a RHB. Clockwise from the leg side: leg glance, hook, pull, on drive, straight drive, off drive, cover drive, square cut, cut, late cut.
Cricket Shots T-Shirt
Gone Gardening T-Shirt. Gardening: vb. A batsman in the process of gathering his thoughts whilst ambling around the wicket knocking in imaginary divots with the end of his cricket bat.
Gone Gardening T-Shirt
Having An Off Day T-Shirt. A bad day? No just an off day. Hitting everything to the right. With apologies to southpaws, this diagram will probably only work for right-handed batsmen!
Having An Off Day T-Shirt
Hooker T-Shirt. A young lady caught off guard in an uncompromising position. Her only possible defence: to play the hook shot. Why, what on earth did you think we meant?
Hooker T-Shirt
Leather On Willow T-Shirt. The sound of leather on willow: two natural materials that go together like....? A horse and carriage? Dad was told by mother, you cant have one without the other. Leather and willow.
Leather On Willow T-Shirt
Life's A Pitch T-Shirt. Measuring just 572 square feet. Here is a diagram of a cricket pitch, complete with dimensions. Cricket: a metaphor for life.
Life's A Pitch T-Shirt
Mind The Windows T-Shirt. Classic cricketing sledge as delivered to the West Indies' Tino Best by Freddie Flintoff: Mind the windows, Tino!
Mind The Windows T-Shirt
Number Eleven Batsman T-Shirt. Instructions to all those quivering wrecks shuffling on in order to try and hold out until the end of the day on how to hold your bat properly.
Number Eleven Batsman T-Shirt
Retired Hurt T-Shirt. The fate which every batsman worth his salt prays does not befall him. An unshaven, dishevelled and very injured cricketer complete with bloodied bandage and sling.
Retired Hurt T-Shirt
Stranded On 99 Not Out T-Shirt. So, you've been gradually, cautiously and inevitably been grafting away with the bat all day, rarely risking a third when two will suffice. All in the interests of the team, you understand. Then came the inevitable middle-order collapse and you found yourself inching through the 80s and 90s, keeping the strike away from your increasingly more feeble batting cohorts. Suddenly, two quick wickets and you are left at the opposite end from your number eleven, just two shy of the ton. You breathe a sign of relief as he blocks like a trooper for the remaining two balls of the over. The opposition then put that tricky spinner on and you can feel the beads of sweat on your brow throughout four deliveries that seem to take an age. On the fifth you clip an easy single to fine leg. You then watch in horror as the idiot quick up the other end of the pitch plays the very next ball down onto his foot and sends in straight through middle and leg. Your heart has sunk to the pit of your stomach even before the bails have landed. Ninety-nine. With a little asterisk.
Stranded On 99 Not Out T-Shirt
The Older I Get, The Better I Was T-Shirt. Featuring a cricketer in his batting pomp and perfect for any nostalgic egotists looking back with rose-tinted spectacles.
The Older I Get, The Better I Was T-Shirt
The Tail Needs To Wag T-Shirt. A regrettably oft used cricketing expression in relation to the England cricket team. Sadly, Rover's tail will all too often remain static when required to wag. All out for 167.
The Tail Needs To Wag T-Shirt
Win The Toss and Choose To Bat T-Shirt. A cricket t-shirt parodying the famous Second World War propaganda poster urging the British to Keep Calm and Carry On, keeping a most stiff of upper lips in the face of Nazi invasion. What to do when you win the toss? Why choose to bat of course.
Win The Toss and Choose To Bat T-Shirt